Sii il mio posacenere e le mie stivale la signora victoria valente

You will spend the whole day with me today. I want to start off relaxed and smoke a cigarette first. You can be my living ashtray. Then I notice the plate on the table. Look, those are the buttered sandwiches for slave Alfred. Slave Gwendoline made such lovely buttered sandwiches this morning. And then I had to lock slave Alfred away again without breakfast. Well then you will get the buttered sandwiches as a boot meal. I put some more ash on the buttered sandwich and finish smoking my cigarette. Then I put the plate on the floor, put my boot sole on the bread until it sticks to the sole and you can ... the buttered sandwich from my sole. Of course I add my spit to the whole thing so that the bread is not too dry.